Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, “I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.” Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.
Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Look, it’s real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I’m in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don’t want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? DICKHEAD!
The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we’d like to play a little tune for you. It’s one of my personal favorites and I’d like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn’t think he’s seen anything good today – Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.
Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. They run about 50 g’s, so if you wouldn’t mind helping out…
The question isn’t “what are we going to do,” the question is “what aren’t we going to do?”
Look, it’s real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I’m in danger, ok? I am very cute, very alone and very protective over my body!
Dress – handmade | Petticoat – handmade | Glitter Shoes – Exquily (via Amazon DE) | Brooch – Ann Tiki (it’s unique as every brooch of Ann Tiki, but they are all adorable) | Hat – Pepaloves (via Maison CiCi) | Lipstick – Besame Classic Color Lipstick C208 Red (1920s)
The dress is inspired by Chuck Charles and the hat matched so perfectly I had to combine it – it kinda reminds me of a Lolita inspired coord. And thanks to lovely Aida who took the pictures for me – I did not edit them, because I really love the light. Now, go watch that great movie!
… You’re still here? It’s over!